Quotes

  • I haven't had that much fun sence the pigs ate my brother
  • he who fights with monsters must take care least he thereby become a monster.
  • If I'm alive and well tomorrow, well I'll have more time to kill.
  • A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely re-arranging their prejudices.
  • I can hire someone to violate you with a melon.
  • What's in the cup?
  • It's curtains for you dr. horrible. lacy, gently wafting curtains.
  • Give my regards to saint peter...or whoever has his job, but in hell.

Story of my life

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6/22/09

Ain't it great to be crazy?

Is it wrong that i put bacon on my veggie burger? I think that kinda defeats the purpose. Did I just spell the animal? You know, the sea mammal. How would you defeat a purpose? Probably with a trident. Did I just spell the weapon or the gum? I'd like to defeat a sea mammal with bubble gum.

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